Buddy

My name is Buddy and I have some things to say. I have lived with my human family for almost 13 years. I am 13 years and 3 months old. I'd like to describe the humans in my house. 

Dad: He calls me getyourdamdoglynae and dummy. He keeps asking if it is time for "the shot" and I'm not sure what that means but Mom gives him the look when he says it. He pets me and gives me attention unless I do something gross.

Boy: He was out of the house for a long time and now he is home for awhile. He used to put me over his shoulder and pretend I was a poop gun and aim my backside at Girl. 

Girl: She has taken great prizes from me. I discovered a rabbit that was already dead and then I caught one on the run. Girl rained on my prize parades and did not allow me to keep them. Plink off the teeth, plop onto the shovel and 'pult into the woods. Girl also removed a mouse foot that I was using to floss my teeth that I snuck into the house.

Mom: She chose me over a yellow lab, pug and Boston terrier because I was the obvious choice! She calls me the million dollar dog because I've had a few run ins with the vet that are outside of the normal pet vet visits. Cracked my head open, had some lumps removed, several rotten teeth have been extracted (I think I have 6-8 left), had idiopathic trigeminal neuropathy (I could not close my mouth for a week) and now I am sneezing green and yellow snot over everything. 

Me: I like belly rubs, food, barking, spewing snot, licking myself, licking carpet, eating rabbit poop, and snuggling.